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Person:
Theatre is stupid
Person:
Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police:
So can you tell me what happened?
Me:
He ran into my knife.
Me:
He ran into my knife ten times.

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so I get allergy shots every few weeks and there used to be all these friendly black ladies working here and now they’re all asian or russian with heavy accents and high tech computers and I’m scared.

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i want to re-watch skins

briana this is a part of our summer mission

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sublimesublemon:

cuppacats:

aquus:

i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real

have you ever met someone from wyoming???

exactly

my mom lives in wyoming

yes but have you ever met her

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